Welcome to the home of The Tom Walters Company, at this point in time, exactly 3.4 monkeys are working on this website, they are drinking black coffee, and have just had some cream cakes, their interests include trying very hard to evolve, and of course monkey-butlering.
When you came to this website an alarm went of in their office, and so it made them sit up, and crack their fingers, they are currently staring at the screen trying to sniff out the error that is causing notepad to crash, and at the same time marvelling at the fact that they can, indeed, see their reflection in the screen.
Anyway, that's enough about my web-development team for now, just favourite this page, and come back soon! Did I mention that the head of my WDteam is called Jeff? No? Well, he is, so there.
No animals were harmed in the making of this website, except that really annoying fly. What! Don't look at me like that! It was buzzing around everywhere!